VAMPIRE CHRONICLES II: WINE TASTING

From a book for connoisseur vampires:

'Of special note among all blood wines are the Lebanese Château Qana 1996 and 2006 vintages. The first was produced during operation "Grapes Of Wrath" while production of the 2006 vintage is still ongoing in grapeyards in Southern Lebanon, under the auspice of the IDF (Irritated Destructive Foreigners, Inc.).
The lebanese red is a complex, small bodied wine aged for 3 months in oak coffins. It is appreciated especially for the hint of despair, the musky adrenaline flavor, the cluster bomb aftertaste and the fruity phosphorous aroma.
Terror stays in the background in terms of aroma and flavor, but seems to lend some breadth on the palate and some grip in the finish.'