X-FILES: THE LIBAN-LAIT INCIDENT

News agency: Israeli airforce conducted bombings raids on a terrorist location in the lebanese Beqaa valley. When confronted with the fact that the facilities bombed where only a dairy farm, an israeli military spokesman said: "we have received information that terrorists in lebanon are receiving iranian training and are now able to shapeshift into dogs, cats, and even cows for that matter. Israel must find those terrorists wherever they are and stop them from producing milk at all costs."
Ils sont fous ces israelienS.